apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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