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(506): View more from New Brunswick

Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.

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(530): View more from California

I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher

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(651): View more from Minnesota

just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway

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(901): View more from Tennessee

Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.

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(314): View more from Missouri

I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario

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(973): View more from New Jersey

That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy

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(518): View more from New York

Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.

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