you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
Randomize
