he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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