okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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