carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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