Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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