the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
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