Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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