btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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