Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
this will be a night to untag.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
Randomize
