I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
do herpes really smell.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
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