I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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