Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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