I don't usually arrange sex via text message
I'm going to jail i love you
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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