I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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