i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
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