Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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