do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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