I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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