they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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