I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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