Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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