I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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