You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
Randomize
