remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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