He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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