You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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