She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
Randomize
