u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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