Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
Randomize
