Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
I love having hate sex.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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