i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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