If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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