my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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