There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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