But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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