Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
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