So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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