His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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