That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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