she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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