I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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