why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
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