whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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