ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
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I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
He shit in the fireplace
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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