Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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