I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
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