so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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