hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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