I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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