I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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