I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
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