how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
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