how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
