Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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